Things I've learned this week

where "this week" started at about 7 pm last Friday, roughly in the order that I learnt them:

• Never ever go drink for drink with Berengar when he's on a mission. Or ever, actually.
  
• Red Bull and Jägermeister is a deadly combination.
  
• Telling people what they want to hear so they'll go away is a short term solution with long term consequences. (Hey that's catchy! Perhaps there's a career for me yet as a dodgy life coach).
  
• Thinking I'll be able to get up in the morning because I'm stressed is a complete fallacy.
  
• Midweek drinking makes the getting up even harder.
  
• I really do like working at Uni, and screw my "career".
  

Ok, I think that's all.