Wednesday, August 01, 2007

It's not my fault!

Aeron started it... honestly! *sulk*


The Poolboy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)

Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

Your exact male opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny guys you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

When browsing OkCupid, consider both The Bachelor (DGSM) and The Playboy (RGSM).


ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah (DBLM), The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)


Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.
My profile name: : mlmp

1 Comments:

Blogger Dr Krystal said...

Good Lord !

The Maid of Honor
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

I promise I didn't cheat *giggle*

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